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Fish & Chip Reviews

The Duke of Sussex, London SE1 7AY, 9 February 2024 – 10 years anniversary of Fish and Chips critic

Duke of Sussex

Good evening! Here we are 2024, can you believe it? I started this review back in Jan 2014 – 10 years anniversary! Looking back – won an impressive award, survived Brexit and cost of living crisis.

Duke of Sussex
Cheers for 10 years survival!

The Duke of Sussex, here we are at the lovely dining are. Of course, ordering our Beer-Battered Market Fish, £18.50. – now this is new, we can choose either “chunky chips” or “skinny fries”. I opeted for skinney fries – but below comparison with chunkey chips my peer ordered.

Duke of Sussex
Skinny fries
Duke of Sussex
Chunky chips

Fish: 7/10 it’s fine – cooked just right, not over or under – juicy flesh with crunchy batter. But what I recently noticed since “cost of living crisis” is that tendency to inflate fish size with batter. At a glance, those looks decent fish size like before the war (note: previously over 40% white fish imported from Russia) – but under the batter – is this fish as big as its first impression? – you need to be critical (hence critic).

Skinny Fries – 5/10 I regret a bit – Skinney fries don’t do the job as the equal part of the dish (I meant, composition of the dish = Fish (49.5%) and chips (49.5%) peas 1%).

Mushy peas = 5/10 beautiful green colour in eyes is a great accent of the dish but somehow really waterly in the mouth.

All above for £18.50. It’s a lot of money – but it’s fair to say this is current market rate. If you pay £18.50 you should not expect bad food. All I can say is that 10 years ago, I was moaning of £13 – 42% increase in 10 years – is our wage increased by 42% last 10 years?

See you soon!